be strong baby!!!!

rezki

saja nk kongsi

apa yg me  dgr dlm motivasi pagi

 kt ikim.fm smlm

ttg bersyukur dgn rezki yg ada

kita sbgai rkyat msia

kena bsyukur

coz makanan sentiasa cukup

cuba bayangkan rakyat di somalia nun

jenuh menderita kelaparan

kita kat sini

suka membazir2 makanan

esp kalau couple yg tgh bercinta

kata penceramah tu...

klau nk tgk laki bini

klau mkn...xpndg kiri knan dah

dalam pinggan pasangan pun disapunya

tapi kalau couple

mkn pun malu2

satu sudu pun xhbs

kan membazir namanya

tp blk rmh keruk periuk nasik

laparrrrrr....hahaha

betul ke camtu???

cuber korang ingt blk sama xmcm time korang couple2 dolu???

hahaha

sixth sense

pagi tadi dengar lagu ni kat ikim.fm....sedap jgk

so apa lagi...layanzzzz

d.e.m.a.m

hadoiiiiii....

seminggu ni kalut skt.....

sejak jd ibu tunggul ni....kalut sktla

coz bapaknya dah blk kan

ank2 plak demam

bermula dgn aiman since raya ke2

berjangkit plak kat aqeem

sampaila sekarang2 xbaik2 lg

aqeem masa raya hari tu demamnya on off on off gitu

tapi isnin lepas.....badannya panas balik

selasa tu dgn maknya skali demam

smpai berair mata2

pi amik ubat tiga2 skali

yg aiman ahad hari tu abah dah bwk pi neb sblm dia blk

msh jugak on off demamnya

so seminggu ni tdor malam ibunya xbrapa nak lenala

jap jap abg batuk....jap jap adik batuk

semalam batuk aqeem makin menjadi2

dia tdoq pun xlena....ngs jerk

sian anak mama....dugaan semua tu

hukhukhuk

mau jd cmni mula la ingt kat abahnya

xcukup kakitangan nak melayan merap anak2 ni

aqeem since me cuti raya hari tu

asyk nk melekat jerk

kalau nmpk kelibat maknya

menangis sungguh2 kalau me x amik

tok nab pujuk pun xjalan

sakit kepala......kelam kabut siap pepagi

dok dgr dia ngs tu...selagi xamik

bila kita dah amik....sengih jerrrr

very the notti anak mama ni ek....

apa pun....sbrlah hati

hari ni dah khamis....bsok cuti 3 hari

boleh melayan manja anak2 mu itu

moga anak2 mama cepat sembuh....amin

love both of u!!!!!muaaaahhhhh.......



raya part 2

ok....now smbg lg citer raya k

hari ke2 kat rmh PIL.....dok rmh jerkkkk

lepak2 jerk kt rmh

mr AR mmg cmtu.....bila semua org p bjln ka

shopping ka....kmi semua melangut kat rmh

bila semua org ada kat rh

bru dia sbuk nak ajak kami p jalan

xpun bila semua org p jln

tgal kmi ja kat rmh

bru dia kalut ajak p jalan

anak tdoq pun dikejutnya

geram betol den tau.....

so hari jumaat tu...pak mentua me sbuk

siapkan lomang...nak bakar besoknya

kalau xsilap...dekat 33 batang jgk dibakarnya

byk gilerrrrrr

mmgla byk....30 batang je nak bg org

ko bayangkan??????

coz kat sini amalan dia...msk2 byk2

then anta pi rmh jiran2

so ptg jumaat tu pakat siapkan bhn2 nak msk bsokla

sronok kt rmh ni

ramai yg buat keja

yela....laki den tu kan ramai adik beradik pompuan

mau kat rmh aku.....aku ngan mak aku jela

pnt badan..penat mulut membebel kat adik2 bertuah aku tu

yg lastly aku jgk kena buat benda tu....gerammmmmm betul

hari sabtu.....mr AR sibuk ajk kuar

nak crk songkok aiman ngan stokin aqeem

kan aku dah ckp...org smua sbuk kat dapur

dia ajak aku kuar

so pg tu kuar jap ke kulai

dapatla carik songkok aiman

legging untuk aqeem apa bagai

thari dah balik

ingt ptg tu blhla tlg kat dapur

skali si kecik bambam tu melekat jerkkk

xnak lepas2 mak dia

dkt ptg jgk baru aku msk dapur

n kebanyakkannya dah siapla

heheheh....menantu hantu...cmtula

macam2 ada......lemang ada

serunding kelapa ada,rendang daging ada

msk lemak cili api ada,ayam msk merah pun ada

kakak2 ipar n adik ipar aku sbuk packing anta kt org kampung

meriah gilerrrr

so....di pagi raya

selepas sembahyang raya

jalan2 rmh sedara mr AR yg terdekat

pastu blk rmh....melantak

mandi....tdoq xingat dunia

asyk ulang makan jer

apa taknya.....pak mentua aku msk nasi jagung

lyn dengan aym masak merah

sedap gilerrrrr.....terliur plak aku smbil menaip ni

hehehheheheh

raya tahun depan la plak oiiiii

malam tu berjalan lg

coz raya ke3 nak blk aloq staq dah kan

so tawaf siap2 mana yg ada

raya kedua....pg amik mak mentua aku cuci darah kat kulai

terus ke skudai rmh makcik mr AR

dapat jugak aku merasa laksa johor kat sini

best gilerrrrrr

kalau bab makan....semua jd gilerrrr

hahahahah....cmna nk kurus tu????
xpe...hari raya la...

setahun sekalik..alasannnnn...hehhehe

dari situ gerak ke pontian...then blk kg mak mentua aku kat muar

gilerr ahhhh....dr pontian kul 3.30...smpai muar kul 7 jgk

jem nak mampos

mcm2 parit dah aku jumpak

xsmpai2 jgk

kira smpai jerk kampung...trs mandi...

salin baju...coz dah penat sgt mlyn jem

tp mlm tu penat2 pun

kuar lg crk mee bandung

dgn hujan kilat bagai

dgn anak2 demam apa

usung jgk

gigih betul mak bapak korang kan

pg port biasa...frust plk

dia xbukak lg

last2 try crk kot bndar muar tu

jumpak satu kedai

and dia punya mee bandung mmg best

teringat2 smpai skrg...mmg maveles la

so next day...kul 8 lbh dah gerak blk alor star

coz nak sngah putrajaya

ziarah pusara adam irfan

smpai as dkt kul 6 jgk

coz byk berenti

melayan si aiman yg demam dan asyk muntah2

tu jerk citer raya tahun ni

sila lyn gambar2 yg ada k

selamat hari raya

maaf zahir batin

raya part 1

ok semua

ni baru nak citer bab raya

yg dah seminggu berlalu

basi pun xpe....nak citer jgk

hahahahahah

tahun ni beraya di kampung mr AR

nak kata ikut turn

xjgk....coz kami flexible

memandangkan this year dia dpt blk raya

me bg chance la kat dia

blk rmh mak dia

dah me hari2 dok ngan mak me kan

sbnrnya sedih jgk

sian kat mak me

tinggal sorang2...dia bkn larat sgt

mesti bosan giler tgl yg jantan2 je kat rumah

tapi nak buat cmna kan

anak dara dia yg sorang ni dah berlaki

kena la ikut laki beraya di mana

mujur atas kapal tu xblh ikut

kalau x, mau diangkutnya aku skali beraya atas tu

hahahahha.....xde maknanya ok

so kitaorg gerak balik thari rabu

singgah kl dulu coz bsoknya plan nak shopping

xhbs2 lg shopping

dah tu.....org len dah hbs shopping

tokey den xbalik2 lg....nak buat camno

singgah tdo rmh mcik me di kajang

so besoknya tglkan bdk tecik bam2 tu kat makcik

kitaorg gerak ke sogo

kul 9.30 pg dah smpai

sogo xbukak lg

hahahhahahah....smgt gilerrr

ingtkan kami jerk yg smgat

rupanya berlambak dah org dok tgu

so kul 10 sogo bukak.....terjahhhhhh

xshopping sgt pun

dptla baju utk atoknya,jeans utk bapaknya

seluar aiman,kasut aiman,blaus utk me,kasut utk me....

kasut lagikkkkk?????hehehheeh....standardla kan

sale....kena la belik....alasan lagikkkkk

kitaorg gerak balik dlm kul 1 gitu.....

smpai kajang....siap2....dlm kul 3 gerak balik kulai

sampai ngam2 org nak berbukak

aiman tdo spnjg perjalanan

lega rasa...kalau idak....

asyk tnya...bila nak smpai mama???

bila nak smpai?????/

bengang aku nak menjawabnya

so bila dia tdoq...aman dunia....

hahhahahahahah

okla.....kita smbg next entri plak k....

byeeeee

cuti sakan

salam aidilfitri

dah seminggu beraya

baru nak ucap selamat hari raya

hehehhehehe

almaklumla

raya sakan....xsempat update blog

setelah raya sakan

pakat demam sakan plak

lagila xsempat beronline bagai

tadi mr AR pun dah gerak balik kerteh

bila musim2 cuti camni

cuti 2minggu dia tu rasa kejap jerkkk

xsempat nak beraya....drebar dah balik

kena tgu 2 mgu lgla baru nak bjalan plak

1st day keja setelah cuti seminggu

malas gila nak bangun

sampai bunyi alarm henfon pun dah xkenal

hahahahhahah

pagi tadi dgr bunyi bsg gila

apa ke bendanya yg memekak sgt ni?????

org nak tdo pun xsenang

dlm bengang2 tu

last2 baru ingat

tu bunyi jam henpon la

kena bgnla.....skali tgk....6.45

kelam kabut

susu pun xdan nak pam

amik kau...hahahha

mulala nak moody xtentu pasal

semua org nak dimarhnya...heheheheheh

sekejap jerk rasa cuti seminggu

cuba srh pg keja

seminggu rasa mcm bertahun jerkkkk

nak tunggu khamis mcm lama gilerrrrr

ni nak menunggu mr Ar balik lg 2 minggu

lagila lama rasanya

sabar jela.....

okla......citer raya me citer next entri k...

bubbbbbyyyyyeeeee



jejaka idaman malaya

jejaka idaman malaya....ustaz don

selamat diijabkabulkan dgn buah hatinya

moga bahagia ke akhir hayat...insyaallah

16 Fakta Bayi Baru Lahir Yang Mungkin Anda Tidak Tahu

Bayi tiada kepala lutut. Ia tidak membentuk sehinggalah bayi berusia 6 bulan
• Bayi tiada air mata. Mereka menangis dan menjerit tetapi air mata sebenar tidak wujud sehinggalah bayi berusia 5 minggu.
• Mereka mempunyai lebih tulang. Orang dewasa mempunyai 206 dan bayi pula 300 tulang. Kebanyakan dari tulang tersebut bercantum semasa bayi membesar.
• Empat dari 10 bayi mempunyai tanda lahir.
• Bayi mempunyai deria bau yang kuat. Boleh mengenali bau badan ibu sebaik dilahirkan.
• Penglihatan bayi kabur sebaik sahaja dilahirkan.
• Rambut bayi yang tumbuh semasa dalam rahim ibu akan gugur beransur ansur dan digantikan sepenuhnya oleh rambut baru apabila berusia 6 bulan.
• Bayi baru lahir secara genetiknya mempunyai deria bunyi yang kuat. Boleh membezakan bunyi-bunyian dan boleh mengenali suara ibu serta merta semasa dilahirkan
• Deria rasa bayi masih tidak berbentuk sepenuhnya semasa lahir. Tidak boleh membezakan rasa seperti manis atau masin dengan baik.
• Jantung bayi baru lahir berdenyut diantara 120-160 degupan seminit berbanding dengan degupan jantung orang dewasa iaitu 60-80 seminit.
• Bayi bernafas lebih cepat iaitu 30-50 nafas seminit berbanding dengan orang dewasa 16-20 nafas seminit.
• Berat bayi bertambah 2 kali ganda dari berat semasa lahir pada usia 6 bulan.
• Mendengarkan musik klasikal menambah kepintaran bayi.
• Bayi baru lahir tidur 15-20 jam sehari.
• Bayi cuma mempunyai satu lapisan kulit sebab itulah ia akan alah dan kemerahan dengan senang kepada losyen wangi, sentuhan kasar, gigitan serangga dan sebagainya.
• Bayi mempunyai kebolehan menyelam sebaik dilahirkan tetapi kebolehan tersebut akan hilang dengan cepatnya.

wanita cantik

Seorang anak laki-laki kecil bertanya kepada ibunya “Mengapa engkau menangis?"

"Kerana aku seorang wanita", kata sang ibu kepadanya.

"Aku tidak mengerti", kata anak itu.

Ibunya hanya memeluknya dan berkata, "Dan kau tak akan pernah mengerti"

Kemudian anak laki-laki itu bertanya kepada ayahnya, "Mengapa ibu suka menangis tanpa alasan?"

"Semua wanita menangis tanpa alasan", hanya itu yang dapat dikatakan oleh ayahnya.

Anak laki-laki kecil itu pun lalu tumbuh menjadi seorang laki-laki dewasa, tetap ingin tahu mengapa wanita menangis.

Akhirnya ia menghubungi Tuhan, dan ia bertanya, "Tuhan, mengapa wanita begitu mudah menangis?" 

Allah berfirman:

"Ketika Aku menciptakan seorang wanita, ia diharuskan untuk menjadi seorang yang istimewa. Aku membuat bahunya cukup kuat untuk menopang dunia; namun, harus cukup lembut untuk memberikan kenyamanan "

"Aku memberikannya kekuatan dari dalam untuk mampu melahirkan anak dan menerima penolakan yang seringkali datang dari anak-anaknya "

"Aku memberinya kekerasan untuk membuatnya tetap tegar ketika orang-orang lain menyerah, dan mengasuh keluarganya dengan penderitaan dan kelelahan tanpa mengeluh "

"Aku memberinya kepekaan untuk mencintai anak-anaknya dalam setiap keadaan, bahkan ketika anaknya bersikap sangat menyakiti hatinya "

"Aku memberinya kekuatan untuk mendukung suaminya dalam kegagalannya dan melengkapi dengan tulang rusuk suaminya untuk melindungi hatinya "

"Aku memberinya kebijaksanaan untuk mengetahui bahwa seorang suami yang baik takkan pernah menyakiti isterinya, tetapi kadang menguji kekuatannya dan ketetapan hatinya untuk berada disisi suaminya tanpa ragu "

"Dan akhirnya, Aku memberinya air mata untuk dititiskan.

Ini adalah khusus miliknya untuk digunakan bilapun ia perlukan."

"Kau tahu:

Kecantikan seorang wanita bukanlah dari pakaian yang dikenakannya, susuk yang ia tampilkan, atau bagaimana ia menyisir rambutnya."

"Kecantikan seorang wanita harus dilihat dari matanya, kerana itulah pintu hatinya – tempat dimana cinta itu ada."

orang yang beruntung

Beruntungnya seorang wanita yg ada rahim ini ialah dia bekerja dengan Tuhan... jadi 'kilang ' manusia. Tiap-tiap bulan dia diberi cuti bergaji penuh... 7 sehingga 15 hari sebulan dia tak wajib sembahyang tetapi Allah anggap di waktu itu sembahyang terbaik darinya. Cuti bersalin juga sehingga 60 hari. Cuti ini bukan cuti suka hati tapi cuti yang Allah beri sebab dia bekerja dengan Allah. Orang lelaki tak ada cuti dari sembahyang... sembahyang wajib baginya dari baligh sehingga habis nyawanya.


Satu lagi berita gembira untuk wanita, sepanjang dia mengandung Allah sentiasa mengampunkan dosanya, lahir saja bayi seluruh dosanya habis. Inilah nikmat Tuhan beri kepada wanita, jadi kenapa perlu takut nak beranak?

Marilah kita pegang kepada tali Allah.

Seandainya wanita itu mati sewaktu bersalin, itu dianggap mati syahid Allah izinkan terus masuk Syurga. Untuk orang kafir dia tak dapat masuk Syurga tapi Allah beri kelonggaran siksa kubur.

Untuk peringatan semua wanita yang bersuami seluruh kebaikan suaminya, semuanya isteri dapat pahala tetapi dosa-dosa suami dia tak tanggung. Diakhirat nanti seorang wanita solehah akan terperanjat dengan pahala extra yang banyak dia terima diatas segala kebaikan suaminya yang tak disedari. Bila dia lihat suaminya tengah terhegeh-hegeh di titian Sirat dia tak nak masuk syuga tanpa suaminya, jadi dia pun memberi pahalanya kepada suami untuk lepas masuk syurga.

Didunia lagi, kalau suami dalam kesusahan isteri boleh bantu tambah lagi di akhirat. Kalau seorang isteri asyik merungut,mulut selalu muncung terhadap suami dia tak akan dapat pahala extra ini.

Manakala suami pula mempunyai tugas-tugas berat didalam dan diluar rumah, segala dosa-dosa anak isteri yang tak dididik dia akan tanggung ditambah lagi dengan dosa-dosa yang lain.

Dinasihatkan kepada semua wanita supaya faham akan syariat Allah agar tidak derhaka denganNya

life will be meaningless without you....

seorang lelaki balik rumah...dia jadi hairan giler halaman rumah
> berselerak surat di peti pos tak berambil anak-anak tengah main
> korek-korek tanah
> kotor, baju compang camping, penuh dengan tanah dan kotoran rambut tak
> bersikat, tak bermandi, masuk ke pintu rumah lagi lelaki tu terkejut ruang
> tamu lagi teruk berselerak lelaki itu melaung nama isterinya....sepi tiada
> jawapan masuk ke dapur sinki penuh dengan pinggan mangkuk tidak berbasuh
> periuk tidak bercuci mencari apa yang boleh dimakan tetapi tiada makanan
> yang dimasak masuk ke bilik air baju masih belum berbasuh apatah lagi
> berendam lelaki itu cemas mencari isterinya dia bergegas ke tingkat atas
> melihat isterinya terbaring di atas katil sedang membaca buku "awak sakit
> ke?"..tanya lelaki itu "tak lah", jawab isterinya ringkas "kenapa teruk
> sangat rumah kita hari ni", tanya si suami lagi sambil meletakkan tangan
> di
> dahi isterinya, kot-kot isterinya demam balas isterinya "wahai suamiku,
> semalam semasa kita bertengkar, abg mengatakan yang saya ini hanyalah
> seorang suri rumah, duduk di rumah tidak sepenat diri abg yang duduk di
> pejabat, dan abg sering menanyakan apa kerja yang saya lakukan di rumah
> yang
>
> menyebabkan saya merungut kepenatan kadang-kadang.....NAH, HARI INI SAYA
> TIDAK MELAKUKAN KERJA-KERJA YANG BIASA SAYA LAKUKAN SETIAP HARI">
> Best baca sampai abis!!!. It's true.
>
> To share..Dari Ilham seorang lelaki...
>
> "Wanita adalah insan istimewa, biarkan mereka terus membebel,merengek atau
> mengilai seperti pontianak. Seburuk-buruk perangai wanita, ia akanterus
> melekat di hati kita selagi hayat di kandung badan... " Ibu, ibu... engkau
> lah ratu hari ku....."
>
> Bagaimana rasanya sehari tanpa ibu? I dunno lah anak-anak sekarang,tetapi
> when i was small, sekiranya emak tiada, semua jadi serba tidak kena!
> Usahkan seminggu, dua hari sahaja dia tiada dirumah, hidup bagaikan dah
> tak bermakna. Memanglah, mula-mulanya emak keluar rumah, hati melonjak
> HAPPINESS!!!  Kalau mak tak ada, telinga boleh lega sebab if she's around,
> for sure 24 hours tak habis-habis berleter.... pottttt peeettt pooott
> ,peettttt,boleh  pecah eardrums. And if mak menjerit, boleh bergegar isi
> perut. Silap gaya,  tingkap pun boleh tercabut...  And if mak takde,
> BangZaiiiiii!!! MerdeKa!!! FreeDoMmmmmm!!! Can do  whatever!!! Boleh main
> bleyblade sampai senja, boleh tido rumah kawan,  boleh chatting sampai nak
> terkeluar biji bola mata, boleh bergayut kat  talipon ngan "dear" sampai
> subuh and paling shiookkk, boleh ponteng solat!!  But, the happiness does
> not long last. Masuk hari ke-2 dah terasa  kehilangan. Sepi betul rasanya
> bila tak mendengar leteran mak. Rumah jadik sesepi-sepinya cam "haunted
> village". Pada ketika itulah baru kita sedar bahawa leteran mak yang
> seperti murai, sebenarnya penyeri rumah. Tanpa  leteran itu, semunya
> seperti MATI...
>
> Without mum, hidup ni tak ada cabaran, not challenging, no suspense.Balik
> kul braper pun, takde orang nak membebel, takde orang nak pulas telinga.
> Our life graph becomes very the monotenous, then we realised, jari jemari
> mak yang suka cubit dah memiat telinga rupanya menjadikan hidup lebih
> bermakna.
>
> Pendek kata, biarlah mak membebel sepanjang hari. Biarlah dia  menjentik
> telinga. Tanpanya, hidup tidak berseri dan tak bererti.  Demikianlah
> besarnya erti seorang EMAK, IBU, UMMI, MUMMY, MAMA in our life!!
>
> 
>
> Kau Isteri Ku....
>
> Bezanya antara ibu zaman dulu dengan ibu zaman skarang ... Ibu sekarang
> tidak mencubit atau memiat telinga anak-anak. Itu mungkin one of the
> reason
> why anak-anak tak berapa takut and at times, hanya memekakkan telinga
> setiap kali ibu memberi "ceramah percuma". Mungkin anak-anak tak terasa
> kehilangan
> or boleh jadi melompat keriangan bila ibu takde kat rumah (for instance if
> she's gone for a short holiday). Budak-budak sekarang ramai kawan,banyak
> caranya mereka mengisi waktu. They will go for movies, clubbing, or most
> to most lepak kat happening places.. As for me is different, if my wife is
> not
> at home, rumah boleh jadik porak peranda. Memang true, jika isteri ada
> dirumah, kepala slalu  pening. Pantang kalau isteri ada kat rumah and i'm
> off duty, sure at times boleh  membuat kepala berserabut. Kalau madame
> takde kat rumah, alangkah  tenteramnya hidup ini. Boleh buat apa yang kita
> suka. 
>
> Boleh belengkar kat depan TV  tanpa sebarang gangguan mental dah fizikal.
> Pendek kata,FreeeDoMmmmmlah!!  But hairan bin ajaib, when dia betul-betul
> pergi meaning "She's Gone",  aku pulak terasa separuh mati. Sehari dua
> memanglah shiookkkk, no once shouting from the kitchen for help, no one to
> komen this and that, no one to criticise. Everything will be smooth...
> Tapi, masuk hari ketiga,i felt  something is missing. Lebih-lebih lagi
> bila tuala
> mandi dah berbau 'assshheemmmm', tak tahu mana nak carik yang baru.
> Colgate gigi dah abis, tak tahu kat mana dia stock up. Air suam dah abis,
> malas nak
> boil... Masuk hari ke-4, rindu mula terasa. Eventhough kat office, ramai
> yang cun melecun, wajahnya yang dah ditatap sejak tarikh bernikah itu juga
> yang mengetuk pintu  hati. Memang lah dia tak se-cun SITI NURHALIZA but
> the smile yang ikhlas, forever melekat kat hati and sukar ada pengganti. 
>
> Apabila rindu mencengkam, semuanya jadi tak tentu arah. Tengok TV citer
> best pun jadik tak best. Nasik bungkus faberite jadik tak faberite. Makan
> kat 5 star
> hotel jadik rasa macam makan kat kedai AA. Lebih-lebih lagi bila laundry
> basket dah makin bertimbun ngan baju kotor, fresh sluar dalam pun dah abis
> utk dipakai. Toilet dah  mula licin berdaki...lantai dah berbelak, tak
> dimop...Every nite, very the lonely, baring atas katil nengok ceiling
> blindly... bila lonely gini, baru lah rasa benar kesepian. Jangan kata
> sebulan atau setahun.... belum seminggu isteri takde kat rumah,  aku dah
> terasa separuh pengsan. Bila bersendirian begini,dan terasa  malam begitu
> dingin, barulah kita sedar betapa pentingnya seorang wanita bernama
> isteri...So guys out there... jgn buli isteri kita. Kalau boleh, tolong
> dia buat kerja rumah. Bukan dok depan TV every weekend baca paper. Apa
> ingat
> dorang ni sumer kuli ke?! Maid ker?!! Kan dia tu bini kita, best fren
> kita, sweetheart kita... Ingat duit hantaran yang kita kasik dia masa
> nikah dulu
> cukup ker nak bayar gaji dia seumur hidup??!! And furthermore,  kan sama2
> keja carik rezeki, sama jugak lah buat keja rumah. Kadang2 bila poket kita
> sesak, tak ingat ker dialah orang yang paling terdekat kita nak
> kenyeng-kenyeng duit. Tak kesian ker nengok bini kita. Dah ler satu hari
> keja kat office, balik kena buat keja rumah lagi... penat tau!!  Kalau aku
> lah diberi peluang jadik seorang wanita... tak rela!!! So to all mums and
> wives out there... life will be meaningless without you
> mothers)....uuwaaaaaaaa!! sayangi la kaum perempuan krn tanpa mereka anda
> kehilangan sesuatu,hargai mereka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iklan

iklan hari raya yg top skrg ni

semua org dok citer pasal iklan ni

sgt touching ok

betapa sedihnya hari raya tanpa ayah dan ibu

tapi ahmad & fizi buktikan

even mak ayah dah xde

diaorg masih dihati

xdapat bayangkan cmna kalau my parents xde nant

cmna la hari raya kami nanti

dapat ke kitaorg berkumpul mcm selalu

or masing2 bawak haluan masing2

ntahla.....moga2 Allah panjangkan umur kedua ibu bapaku

untuk kami adik-beradik terus menumpang kasih mereka

amin...

luv u both!!!!!!

sejuk perut tengok...

moning semua....

entri pagi sabtu

coz aqeem dah tdo dgn selamatnya

aiman dok layan katun 

so bolehla mama dok conteng2

kalau x....

jgn harapla

aqeem skrg tgh gila menjulur

apa lagi....hb satu rumah di explorenya

pagi tadi nasib baik la

Allah tu Maha Pengasih

aku tjaga...tgk2 aqeem kat hjg kaki dah

skt lagi nak jatuh

dia tgh asyk dok gigit toys kat hujung tu

kussssss semangat

mujuq x jatuh

almaklumla....

omaknya kalau tdo...

xingat dunia....huhuhuhu

letih sgt....

minggu ni....dah 3 malam kitaorg tdo bilik atas

rumah my parents kan 2 tingkat

selama bersalin.....dkt 7 bulan me tdo kat bwh

dah diaorg turun kan katil masa me pantang

so xnaik2la tdoq kat atas

my parents pun tdo bwh temankan me ngan baby

aiman tdo ngan diaorg

so abah diaorg tdo sorang kat atas

berlagak bujang....sungguhhhhh xtahan

sabaq jela......hehehehhehe

malas tahap gaban nak berhijrah ke atas

coz byk benda nak kena angkut

pam susu la....susu aiman la

air masak la....air panas la

so keputusannya...

tdo jela kt bwh tu

semua dpn mata....

xpyh dok pindah randah

lagipun.....bolehla jgk family planning

hahhahahahah......

kenapa kitaorg berhijrah ke atas????

sebab ni la....

semuanya sebab budak pipi tembam ni

hehehehehe

nila anak buah i yg baru

MUHAMMAD RAYYAN DARWISY

baru tgk dunia isnin lepas

so....mak long dia kena pass baton la kan

hahahahhaha

aiman punyala xcited dpt tdoq ngan adik

yg aqeem plak...punyala ciwi

guling sana....guling sini....

penuh katil anak beranak

dah la dua2 tdoq buas

sat tgk kaki adik kt perut abg

sat kaki abg kat perut adik

sat2 abg peluk adik

sat2 adik peluk abg

apa pun.....very touching ok the view

best sgt tgk muka anak2 tdo

sejuk perut rasa

hilang sakit beranak tgk

moga anak2 mama jd anak2 yg soleh

sayang menyayangi satu sama lain

luv u lah!!!!muaaahhhh!!!!

kasut raya

salam semua

lama xmenconteng2

bz skit la

xlama lg kan nak cuti raya

so kena settle semua keja

b4 cuti panjang

hari ni plan nak kemas rumah kononnya

tapi si aqeem bam bam buat perangai

xtdoq2.....apa keja pun xjadi

dok ngadap dia jer la

so setelah satu hari memeram kat rmh

kul 6 td bru kuaq

pg kedai baby

nak carik kan kasut utk aqeem

masa aiman dlu aku jarang beli kasut

b4 dia boleh jalan

tapi kali ni xcited plak

coz tgk irene beli kasut last week

so ptg td pun bermula la misi

mencarik kasut cinderella

wat si aqeem

sampai jerk kat kedai

tgk x byk choice sgt

especially baby boy kan

setelah dok try dua tiga design

dapatla sepasang yg ngam dgn kaki dia

okla.....simple jerk coraknya

janji aqeem ada kasut utk raya ni

yeyeyyeyyeyeyye

 

juz 4 laugh.....

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
              Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
     Pupil : "The moon".
     Teacher : "Why?"
     Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
                 gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
     are no longer interested?"
     Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

FORWARD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! =)
i hope u laugh 2

pilih nombor anda

Get a shock when you read about yourself.

IF you were born on the:

1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.

2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then you are number 2.

3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then you are number 3.

4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then you are Number 4.

5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.

6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.

7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.

8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.

9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.

Number 1: You are smart, a straight talker, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on a competitive basis, kind hearted, temperamental, friendly, and popular. You always want to be on the top and most likely to be independent. You are most likely to fall in love at a young age, but will marry once you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and talented in numerous areas. But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. Because of your intelligence, some might hate you. You are a pioneer, independent & original your best match is 4, 6, and 8 while a good match would be with 3, 5, 7

Number 2: No matter what, every one will love you because you are ruled by the Moon. You day dream a lot, you have a very low-self esteem, you need to have a back up for
every move in your life, you are very unpredictable. You tend to change according to time and circumstances, selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and artistic talent and powerful verbal communication. You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double-crossed. Some might say you have a sixth sense. You will become a poet,
writer, an artist or a businessperson. You are not strong in love, so your relationship will be in disarray until you settle down. If you are a girl, you will be responsible for your family. If you are a man, you tend to get involve in fights & arguments in the family. You will sacrifice your life for your family. You are gentle, intuitive with a broad vision. You
make a well-balanced person. Your best match is 2, 7, 5, and 9 no other people can put up with you!!!



Number 3: You are hardhearted and selfish most of the time. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will be able to cope with everything. You seem to have your way in everything. And from birth you would always have to work hard to achieve anything you want. You always make a point to set examples on others, especially the younger ones. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you are comfortable with someone, it will be a lasting friendship. You always earn respect from others. Your Ilk seems to have lots of worries and problems but they won't be for long. You will have
brilliant kids! You love money a bit too much so temptation will push you to try endlessly. You will look after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except for men born on the 21st). You love your freedom,
creative and ambitious, a person who brings beauty, hope & joy to this world!!! Your best match 6 and 9. Good match 1, 3, and 5

Number 4: You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool and helpful. You might repel people away from you, you may cause
nuisance to others if you area man, as you gifted are with understanding other people's problems. If you are a girl, you excel in your studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of your time with girl friends and you tend to have too much fun with your mates &
girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get on with their life and you will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love to spend. Your positive side is that you are always around to help family and friends. You always fall in love with those younger than you. You often live with disappointments but you will take good care of your family. You need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relationships too. You are radical, patient, persistent, and a hit 

Old-fashioned; you live with foundation & order. Your best match 1, 8.

Good match 5, 6, and 7

Number 5: You are very popular and you can get things done only by talking. Even to your enemies! You are business-minded and like to do things spontaneously. You will be famous if you get involved in any business. Your friends and families will always ask for your help, and you are the one actually with the money to help your friends. You will have more than one relationship, but when you settle down you tend to be selfish. You tend to go for other relationships – even if you are married at times because of your popularity. You tend to get along easily with anyone because the numbers is a middle number. You love freedom and changes. You learn your life through your personal experiences. Your best match 1, 2, Good match 6, 8.

Number 6: Ooopppss... you were born to enjoy! You don't care about others. I mean you always wanted to have a lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel in either education or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), and popular. All good things come easily to you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveable by any number. But if you are number 6 men, you will be involved in more than a few relationships until you get married. If you are a girl, most of you will get married/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family and friends. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world's wounds to make peace for everyone because you have the great power and caring talent to take the world of love one step further.. Your best match 7, 6, and 9. Good match 4, 5

Number 7:  You are realistic, confident, happy, and talented in education, music, art, singing, and most importantly in acting. You also have a bad temper! You value your
family status a lot; you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls. Most of the number 7s faces lots of problems with their married life. Only a few are happy. You have everything in your life but with worries throughout your lifetime. You need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up being single. You are born to contribute to everyone's joy. Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1, 4

Number 8: You have a very strong personality and people will find it hard to understand you. You are more likely to suffer in your younger years. You might be also the one responsible to look out for your family.  You often suffer all the way through life. You will learn life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may even die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with a handful of friends and most of the time, live life alone and always prepared to help others. However, once you
settle down, (which is often late), then your had lucks will disappear. You will face unexpected problems such as encountering poisonous animals, and accidents. You are highly- disciplined, persistence, and courageous, and it is your strength that will take
you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1. 4 and 8. Good match 5

Number 9: You guys are the most incompatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will think
it's still hard to get there, even if you already have gotten there! Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have to fight in life. You are respected by others. You were however very naughty in your childhood, and often got
beaten up by your parents and had been involved in fights and you seemed to have suffered lots of injuries. But when you grow older you become calm and will fall into the quiet and dignified macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are however
good in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but you will always worry over your children. Your finer qualities are that you are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets
and serve every one equally without any prejudice. You are a role model for everyone. Your best match 3, 5, 6, and 9. Good match 2