Wednesday 16 May 2012

You know your wife has turned into a MoM when…

  • She automatically double-knot everything she ties.
  • You find her humming the Barney song as she’s doing house chores.
  • She hears a baby cry in the supermarket and she starts to gently rock back and forth, even when your baby is at home!
  • She actually starts to smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.
  • She cries through every scene in Bambi.
  • She gets all excited with the idea of writing a book called “101 Fun Crafts to do with eggshells and dry peas”
  • She spends half an hour searching for her sunglasses until you suggest to her that she wears the ones she pushed up on her head.
  • You and her are out for a romantic dinner, enjoying some real adult conversation, when she suddenly leans over and start to cut up your steak in small bites!

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